Daily Writing Prompt: Stilett-NOs

If I could un-invent something, I think it would be the STILETTO. Here's why:

1. I've never found a pair that felt like I was walking on clouds.
2. Height ≠ Pain From Being On Tippy Toes All Day Long
3. Lace-up sandals, Converse, and ankle boots are so in right now. 
4. I don't fancy bunions or blisters.
5. I can lose balance naturally, thank you very much.
6. The only dogs that should be barkin' are the neighbors' when the mailman comes at noon.
7. Wedge heels exist.
8. Cinderella didn't need six inches more.
9. When I'm old, I don't want these little piggies to remember what I've done to them.
10. My feet deserve more.