The world is exactly like our world except...
everyone ♪sings♫ what they want to say.
It ensures that everyone can hold a tune by the age of 4 and a half. AND singing could not possibly be a career because anyone who goes to public school will have the range of Adam Lambert, the tone of Lea Michele, and the ability to incorporate the vibrato of Andrea Bocelli. Plus, no one would know the difference between a singer and a poet.
Tone deafness is not an option, and musicals aren't a thing. You can rhyme the words together if you want to sound like a highly-educated Shakespeare-adoring snob, but most people just free-verse it up. Epic movies and series are harder to make, but in this world, everyone love Star Wars just the same with a cantably scripted "I am your father" scene.
Voice doctors are the most well-paid physicians in this world. Buddy the Elf would not look the least bit ridiculous in Kimble's. Martin Luther King Jr's "I Have A Dream" speech was soul-filled, in more than one way. Bar brawls, prison molly-whops, and war will never be the same...
To be expanded on...
I have often wished to live in a musical. (But with my voice, I have a feeling they'd kick me out.)
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